Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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