this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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