she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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