just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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