Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I will pee on everything he values.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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