why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
