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So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My vagina is officially offended.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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