Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
