He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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