somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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