I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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