I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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