oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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