"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
