I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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