i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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