didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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