She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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