She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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