This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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