Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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