You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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