I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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