Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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