I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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