Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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