I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
wow bdsm is so cute
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