he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm bleeding and have questions
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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