All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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