I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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