But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
