ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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