I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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