Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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