dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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