$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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