idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just cut my nipple shaving
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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