turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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