Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize