we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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