The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am mentally ready for anal.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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