They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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