Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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