your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
