The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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