Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
