Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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