So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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