Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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