Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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