So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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