margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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