Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have already put on my inside pants.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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