on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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