We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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