i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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