toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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