Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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