R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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