Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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